Being real French. #wine #cheese #bread #grapes #nuts

Being real French. #wine #cheese #bread #grapes #nuts

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  • me: whats your opinion on tampons
  • little brother: they're little fuzzy sticks on strings
  • me: then you are ultimately more mature than most boys
  • little brother: why
  • me: for some reason tampons are gross and taboo just cuz they go in a vagina
  • little brother: well so does a penis and boys never stop talking about those
  • me:
  • little brother:
  • me: that is a fantastic point


Benedict Cumberbatch responding to a hateful tweet. [x]

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(Sirius Black at 2am in the Gryffindor dormitory)

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"Now buy a house!" (smbc-comics)

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Paris I love you #paris #eiffeltower

Paris I love you #paris #eiffeltower





The marine iguana is an iguana located only on the Galápagos Islands that has the ability, unique among modern lizards, to live and forage in the sea, making it a marine reptile. The iguana can dive over 30 ft into the water.

category 1 kaiju

That is a fucking terrifying Sea Godzilla. 

No, they’re not terrifying!  They graze on seaweed like underwater cows and then they line up on the beach rocks and sweat out the salt, but it looks like they’re all waiting for the drive-in movie to start because they all pretty much line up in one direction!  And look at that secret little smile—how can you say that’s terrifying?!

I love marine iguanas.  I even made up a song for them that starts, “Daylight come and iguana go home.”

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"I want to stay in this service."

"Well you should have thought of that before you decided to become a lesbian."

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